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Funky house, mind-blowing disco grooves, and two unhinged, fluffy ducks

Dry Shampoo ain't just some DJ duo – it's a fever dream with a damn beat, boom
Born from a killer love of four-on-the-floor rhythms, retro synths, and zero self-control, Shaun & John are two oversized, overstyled, and absolutely *bonkers* fluffy ducks on one mission: to make you dance... and maybe question reality a little, for f*ck's sake

The Sound, You Crazy Bastards
A juicy blend of *house, funk, and disco*, filtered through glittery sunglasses and late-night studio chaos.
Imagine if *DuckTales threw an underground rave* – that's the energy, you motherf*ckers

The Ducks, You Goddamn Fools
Shaun & John – two emotionally unstable, fashionably confused, party-crashing duck divas
They don't talk much (they quack in MIDI), but holy sh*t, they know how to drop a groove. They fight, flirt, funk, and occasionally forget the USB at home, those idiots

The Madness, Folks
Expect outrageous live shows, animated chaos, questionable advice, and a full-blown cartoon in the works
This isn't just music. It's a **plush-powered disco revolution**, you f*cking legends

Feathers. Funk. No filter. Welcome to the duck side, motherf*ckers

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Release Date: 22 AUG 25

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